A dirty mind is a joy forever.

The Dutch boy at work stopped by my desk today and told me several jokes that shouldn't be repeated. He usually comes and stands at my desk anywhere from 20-40 minutes a day entertaining me with dirty jokes and the impressive feat of throwing candy up in the air and catching it one handed behind his back. If I'm lucky he does a great impression of the type of idiot girls who claim to give great head but don't know what the fuck they're talking about, you know they type, they wear the uniform of baby T's and hip hugger jeans. We have come up with the theory that these girls rely on their cheerleader looks and never take the time to properly learn the art of fellatio. The smart ones learn and often get far in life.

Hi favorite phrase is " A dirty mind is a joy forever." I have to agree with him except should he ever be overheard telling me these jokes he will find himself up PC creek without a paddle. In California it isn't considered good behavior to tell your female coworkers it is national Steak and Blow Job day or ask them if they'd like for him to "shove his cock up your poo hole." These snippets are taken out of context but at the time they had me rolling, especially the poo-hole bit.

He's totally fucking inappropriate yet utterly hysterical. And yes this post may seem hypocritical consider my previous post bashing another perv yet there is a difference. Lech Man wants to be pity fucked, Dutch boy just wants to make me laugh and while him being hot helps, he gets away with it b/c behind his pervy banter practically everything else about his screams "virgin" and "sweet boy." He wouldn't know what to do with a poo hole if one came up and bit him.

Biting poo holes, jesus, that's a thought.