Thursday, May 10, 2007
Thursday, April 5, 2007
scoopity scoop
I had a one night stand that turned into a 2 night stand - sorta since they weren't 2 consecutive nights. This would be the first time I've ever had sex with anyone who I hadn't know for at least a month before hand. I've had friends with benefits before but they were just that, friends and I had known them a while first. I like him, he's cool. He's funny and puts me at ease. I really enjoy kissing him and other stuff. I'm having a good time. It'd be nice if things continued but we'll see what happens. Though all is currently fine and dandy possible STD factor worries me considerably b/c while I know I'm not skanking it up all over town I don't know if he is.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
1001 Crushes for Sabra
Recent Crushes:
1. Action Jackson - health food store cashier with a tattoo of a Rotisserie Chicken on his upper arm. Rocker hot and in a band. I'm pretty sure he has a hot rocker girlfriend and I'm too much nerd for him but I have sustained this crush for at least a year.
2. Josh the naked toilet sitting musician - Cuuute but so cute I couldn't bring myself to objectify him with one of my fickle crushes. If I were to like him he'd be the type I'd like forreals. He's geographically unavailable, probably too young, and I am probably not his type should geography and age cease to be a problem. So instead I take comfort in knowing there are great guys out there.
3. Rob - Smart, funny, similar interests, and his brain is so hot I want to lick his cranium. However not only is he sort of a space cadet in someways and he has a girlfriend who he appears to be luke-warm over. He also has a penchant of dating girls who cheat on him or who are overly possessive or outright crazy and I do mean crazy in the real sense of the word. Something about continuing to be with a girl who he doesn't like that much, dating a girl who locked him up and tried to convert him to Scientology, and nearly every long term gf he has had has cheated him says something about him - that he repeatedly chooses women who are bad news. I am not bad news. I am good news (for the most part) and would only want to be with some one who wants good news.
4. The Pie boy- wonderfully distracting and sexually stimulating. My hard on is directly proportional to his wit and cleverness. I think I might have scared him off b/c the boy did seriously do some good stuff to me and I am all about getting as much good stuff as possible. I was *so* all over him. I can't complain. I had fun while it lasted and that's the point of any crush. I m fickle, fickle, fickle these days so even a short lag of a week or few days and I just begin to assume it's over.
1. Action Jackson - health food store cashier with a tattoo of a Rotisserie Chicken on his upper arm. Rocker hot and in a band. I'm pretty sure he has a hot rocker girlfriend and I'm too much nerd for him but I have sustained this crush for at least a year.
2. Josh the naked toilet sitting musician - Cuuute but so cute I couldn't bring myself to objectify him with one of my fickle crushes. If I were to like him he'd be the type I'd like forreals. He's geographically unavailable, probably too young, and I am probably not his type should geography and age cease to be a problem. So instead I take comfort in knowing there are great guys out there.
3. Rob - Smart, funny, similar interests, and his brain is so hot I want to lick his cranium. However not only is he sort of a space cadet in someways and he has a girlfriend who he appears to be luke-warm over. He also has a penchant of dating girls who cheat on him or who are overly possessive or outright crazy and I do mean crazy in the real sense of the word. Something about continuing to be with a girl who he doesn't like that much, dating a girl who locked him up and tried to convert him to Scientology, and nearly every long term gf he has had has cheated him says something about him - that he repeatedly chooses women who are bad news. I am not bad news. I am good news (for the most part) and would only want to be with some one who wants good news.
4. The Pie boy- wonderfully distracting and sexually stimulating. My hard on is directly proportional to his wit and cleverness. I think I might have scared him off b/c the boy did seriously do some good stuff to me and I am all about getting as much good stuff as possible. I was *so* all over him. I can't complain. I had fun while it lasted and that's the point of any crush. I m fickle, fickle, fickle these days so even a short lag of a week or few days and I just begin to assume it's over.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
The Word on the Street Is
1. I'm fucking horny as hell
2. I took care of business at work today then took a half hour nap on the couch in the breast feeding room.
3. Got the pap smear taken care of.
4. Mooned over ex bf for only the short drive past his house (he lives near my doc)
5. I stopped off at home on my way back from the Dr and smoked a bowl instead of going back to work. I think it's best I head out. As much as I love playing hooky I don't want to fired.
2. I took care of business at work today then took a half hour nap on the couch in the breast feeding room.
3. Got the pap smear taken care of.
4. Mooned over ex bf for only the short drive past his house (he lives near my doc)
5. I stopped off at home on my way back from the Dr and smoked a bowl instead of going back to work. I think it's best I head out. As much as I love playing hooky I don't want to fired.
Monday, March 26, 2007
What condition my condition is in.
Saturday I sat around the house, moped over the usual suspect, and ate too much after buying my fancy pants undies.
Sunday I drove down to Mountain View to hang out with R$ (for anonymity's sake since he got hassled by the cops last week). He initiated me into the world of pills by giving my half a Valium insisting that I chew it b/c as he said "You're a pill taker now. This is how it's done.'
Amen
We drank Tecate and Pabst Blue Ribbon and smoked some weed. We were in excellent condition. Then we threw ninja stars in the back yard of some guy who appeared to be homeless though it seems unlikely he was actually homeless as we were in his back yard which implies that the house attached to the yard is his. R was severely sleep deprived from a previous night of partying so after we took a long walk to down town Mt. View I was nearly convinced he was going to pass out on me at any moment. I wish I had photo documentation of R slumped over holding a gyro in one hand as slightly perturbed looking yuppies look on.
I love R b/c every time we hang out it's guaranteed interesting conversations combined with absurd behavior in odd locations.
Oh and if you didn't figure it out already I was high as fuck when I wrote my Harold and Kumar post. Score! More brain cells going out in a blaze of pseudo intellectual drug inspired glory.
Sunday I drove down to Mountain View to hang out with R$ (for anonymity's sake since he got hassled by the cops last week). He initiated me into the world of pills by giving my half a Valium insisting that I chew it b/c as he said "You're a pill taker now. This is how it's done.'
Amen
We drank Tecate and Pabst Blue Ribbon and smoked some weed. We were in excellent condition. Then we threw ninja stars in the back yard of some guy who appeared to be homeless though it seems unlikely he was actually homeless as we were in his back yard which implies that the house attached to the yard is his. R was severely sleep deprived from a previous night of partying so after we took a long walk to down town Mt. View I was nearly convinced he was going to pass out on me at any moment. I wish I had photo documentation of R slumped over holding a gyro in one hand as slightly perturbed looking yuppies look on.
I love R b/c every time we hang out it's guaranteed interesting conversations combined with absurd behavior in odd locations.
Oh and if you didn't figure it out already I was high as fuck when I wrote my Harold and Kumar post. Score! More brain cells going out in a blaze of pseudo intellectual drug inspired glory.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
I am Harold. I love Kumar
Harold and Kumar. I am in love. This movie is an iconic work of art. I am going to write a film theory paper on it, It's the epitome of my gen y generation. It is societal commentary heavily disguised by sex and fart juvenile humor. It breaks stereotypes by embracing them. And Kal Penn is way hot.
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