1001 Crushes for Sabra

Recent Crushes:

1. Action Jackson - health food store cashier with a tattoo of a Rotisserie Chicken on his upper arm. Rocker hot and in a band. I'm pretty sure he has a hot rocker girlfriend and I'm too much nerd for him but I have sustained this crush for at least a year.

2. Josh the naked toilet sitting musician - Cuuute but so cute I couldn't bring myself to objectify him with one of my fickle crushes. If I were to like him he'd be the type I'd like forreals. He's geographically unavailable, probably too young, and I am probably not his type should geography and age cease to be a problem. So instead I take comfort in knowing there are great guys out there.

3. Rob - Smart, funny, similar interests, and his brain is so hot I want to lick his cranium. However not only is he sort of a space cadet in someways and he has a girlfriend who he appears to be luke-warm over. He also has a penchant of dating girls who cheat on him or who are overly possessive or outright crazy and I do mean crazy in the real sense of the word. Something about continuing to be with a girl who he doesn't like that much, dating a girl who locked him up and tried to convert him to Scientology, and nearly every long term gf he has had has cheated him says something about him - that he repeatedly chooses women who are bad news. I am not bad news. I am good news (for the most part) and would only want to be with some one who wants good news.

4. The Pie boy- wonderfully distracting and sexually stimulating. My hard on is directly proportional to his wit and cleverness. I think I might have scared him off b/c the boy did seriously do some good stuff to me and I am all about getting as much good stuff as possible. I was *so* all over him. I can't complain. I had fun while it lasted and that's the point of any crush. I m fickle, fickle, fickle these days so even a short lag of a week or few days and I just begin to assume it's over.