I have this friend who is a dirty old man at the age of 29. Whenever we hang out he stares at my chest, drops endless hints that I should pity fuck him, drools and makes disgusting comments over other girls, and should another male approach me he immediately puts on his alpha male acts like I'm his territory. It's near the point where I almost expect him to lift his leg and piss on me like a fire hydrant. It leaves me feeling sickened and covered with pervy slime (not in the good way).
I set him up with a female acquaintance who is an attention whore and easy to boot. Problem solved temporarily. Now that they have broken up he is back sniffing around my door offering his "services". He can hold my barf bag.
Men of the world take heed. If a (relatively speaking) nice girl sets you up with her slutty friend it means she doesn't want to sleep with you EVER! NEVER EVER!! If you take the slut bait you have blown any last minuscule chance b/c not only did she not want to sleep with you before but now you are tainted by the cootie cooch thus making you akin to a leper.
Oh and that thing you did with the hooker in Mexico does nothing for your sex appeal.
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